There is a really fun program called Fortune, which draws random quotes by random people from random files. Being the dork I am, I've wasted many an hour just playing with fortune and reading the quotes it generated, and so I decided to bring that fun to my website. By refreshing this page, you too can enjoy randomly selected quotes. Let the Fortunes commence :)

C, n.:
A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more
like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or
anything else. It is either the best language available to the art
today, or it isn't.
-- Ray Simard